Atrocities Against Humanity

On a completely different note, who possibly thought it was a good idea to make all the street parking around a densely populated residential area restricted?

2 Hour Parking
9am - 4pm
Monday - Friday


How can one possibly achieve a proper state of unemployed sloth under such conditions??
Sleeping in past noon becomes endangered by a $34 fine, not to mention simply lounging around the apartment in ones underwear all day. Well, I guess there's the choice between risking a parking ticket or indecent exposure on that one...

More practically, how am I going to bike to the U of MN for my 8am - 11am class?